Wednesday, November 16, 2011

The National Museum

Molar and I went to the Harappa and Mohenjodaro Civilization Section and we found that nearly 5000 years ago -

Lions humped elephants (to be honest, that wasn't in the same section)

Cattle skateboarded

They had invented washers

They must have eaten a lot of meat, because there were so many toothpicks

They liked to play with lizard/rat poop

They used Enormous butt plugs

They had dildoes of various shapes and sizes

They used to carry chickens in their arms

They could make Really Tiny statues (the dog's as long as half my finger)
The museum also had a half-preserved woman, but after looking at it a few times, I started feeling really creeped out, so I didn't take a photo. Apart from that, we had a lot of fun.

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Sam said...

Haha, great post. :D

Espèra said...

Thanks :)
The lion humping the elephant was so awesome. You should see it.